6:05 pm tonite
(Pulling up Tommy's socks)
Me: Tommy, if you say "mommy, i love you soo much" then mommy will swooooooooooooooooooon!
Tommy: (thinks it over for a second) Mommy, I love you soo much!!!
Me: (swooning, kissing his face)
(Now fastening his shoes)
Tommy: I no say I love you so much mommy
Me: uh, well, that's not making me swoon
Tommy: (sparkly dimply smile suddenly looking up at me) I say, mommy, your breath is smell GROSS!
Me and Tommy: HAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!